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kingjaffejoffer:

the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet


I always give a fake name when I order Starbucks. When I give them my real name I have to pronounce it like 2-3 times and its a hassle. 



Yeah my names average as hell but I still always give a fake name. It’s fun.

kingjaffejoffer:

the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet

I always give a fake name when I order Starbucks. When I give them my real name I have to pronounce it like 2-3 times and its a hassle.

Yeah my names average as hell but I still always give a fake name. It’s fun.

princeowl:

when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning

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My dads job gives him $12,000 a month for flights, hotels, meals, and rental cars. I feel like that’s too much money but he says usually meets the limit or atleast comes close. I guess I have absolutely no idea how much things cost lol.

Freddie Jackson

—You Are My Lady

80sjamz:

You Are My Lady | Freddie Jackson

My dad just got back from Pasadena, he said he met this young guy on the plane who looked about 17 or 18. After talking to the kid on the flight, he learned that the boy was 13, with a one year old baby, a 31 year old mother, and a 46 year old grandmother. A 46 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER, which  means she’s actually a 46 year old great-grandmother.

lovelymisssummer:

‘The model scout told me I should get fatter or thinner … I chose to upsize’: Plus-size bikini babe Jennie Runk on body confidence and THAT H&M advert

  • Size 16 model Jennie Runk appeared in the latest H&M swimwear pictures
  • Now has a huge fan base and receives thank you letters from young women
  • 24-year-old has been modelling since 14 when she was spotted in a pet store
  • Wants young girls to know it’s ok to be confident, whatever you look like



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2324854/Plus-size-bikini-babe-Jennie-Runk-body-confidence-THAT-H-M-advert.html#ixzz2TOQ4mwV7 
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