Yeah my names average as hell but I still always give a fake name. It’s fun.
the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet
I always give a fake name when I order Starbucks. When I give them my real name I have to pronounce it like 2-3 times and its a hassle.
when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning
My dads job gives him $12,000 a month for flights, hotels, meals, and rental cars. I feel like that’s too much money but he says usually meets the limit or atleast comes close. I guess I have absolutely no idea how much things cost lol.
—You Are My Lady
You Are My Lady | Freddie Jackson
My dad just got back from Pasadena, he said he met this young guy on the plane who looked about 17 or 18. After talking to the kid on the flight, he learned that the boy was 13, with a one year old baby, a 31 year old mother, and a 46 year old grandmother. A 46 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER, which means she’s actually a 46 year old great-grandmother.
Simon knows wassup…